one direction golden moments zayn: we were in malabami
liam: portugal? they speak spanish there right?
niall: today was a busy week for us
zayn: connecticut! my town!
harry: i was wearing new jeans today and have just realized i went the whole day with the sticker on my leg..
niall (on his pet hates): rabbits. they are pointless. do nothing
zayn: avocados are my new favorite vegetable!
louis: do you mean the full breast or just the nipple?
liam: where is venezuela on the map?
harry: *tweets his own instagram*

What happened on tumblr when Harry punched someone….

letmalikyouniall:

leeann1d:

for those that missed the comedy show:

HAHAHAH BRILLIANT

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tomlinqueer:

Niall Horan drunk

I dare you to understand what he’s saying

‘De only way is essex bruvs you know what i mean? I’ve got all de erayjhreyihrthkatj you know what i mean mate?’

omfg this is gold. he sounds like a pirate!